The Worst of the Worst

In my life, I've seen boring movies like Captain America: The First Avenger and Transformers: Dark of the Moon. I've seen movies that ruin intriguing or funny premises with grotesque humor (Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen and every raunchy comedy ever) or unnecessary explicit sex (every single solitary gay or lesbian movie ever (no offense to gay people)). But I don't think I've seen anything quite as horrifying or gross as The Garbage Pail Kids Movie.

The movie is not only worse then The Room and Bio-Dome, but it's only got a 0% on Rotten Tomatoes. Not that Rotten Tomatoes is the to end all of movie reviews but you have to be really bad.

The plot: Some kid named Dodger and another guy named Captain Manzeni discover, in the literal sense, garbage pail kids. 

That's it.

Not only is the premise horrible but the execution is as well. The acting is REALLY horrible. At least Tommy Wiseau you can laugh at. With this film there is NOTHING redeemable. NOTHING.

Not only that, but the garbage pail kids are more gross then needed. The film features no sex but there is a scene where, I'm not making this up, a girl named Tangerine who's obviously 24 nibbles Dodger's ear. Seriously.

The music, puppets, acting, writing, directing and lighting. Everything is horrible. The only amusing thing is that in the film a bar is labeled "The Toughest Bar in the World". The joke would make more sense if it was in MLP or Animaniacs.

The movie is the WORST MOVIE PERIOD in my opinion. I give it a 0 out of 4.